WAR DRAFT: The War on Winter

Calling all BYU Citizens: We are officially initiating the draft for the War on Winter. 

United against a common enemy: Winter. Though the foe is strong and the cold is rough, we can and will come out victorious. 


All cadets are expected to report to the WILK [on BYU campus] on Friday, January 20th between the hours of 8-11:30pm. 


As for the matter of expected uniform, plan to wear clothes in which you can practice exercise drills on the inflatables, work on your target shooting & evasive techniques in the laser tag arena, and then go dance the winter blues away.


The registration fee will be $3/cadet. But never fear-- those $3 get you quite a few special privileges.


You can:


- Take Facebook-worthy pictures in our PHOTO BOOTH


- Watch thrilling WARREN-MILLER FILMS


- Eat Sugar'n'Spice goodies, Jamba Juice smoothies, and Taco Bell... ANYTHING for 10% off ALL NIGHT, BABY!


- Show off your skills to your date (or potential dates) in PING-PONG and BOARD GAMES!


- Make those ladies swoon over your silky-smooth voice singing KARAOKE


- DANCE like no one's watching!


- Practice your NINJA SKILLS on the INFLATABLES


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand


- Ward off the date-stealing competition in LASER TAG! 




Let's face it, Cadet- you need the training and WE NEED YOU!